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I'm A Fucking Unicorn Patch

I'm A Fucking Unicorn Patch

$5.00 USD
$5.00 USD
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This patch has been shouted in basements, scrawled on flyers, and muttered under breath at merch tables since punk learned how to roll its eyes. It’s not anti-music — it’s anti-bullshit. A rejection of hype cycles, scene politics, and the idea that liking the “right” band somehow makes you superior.

Punk was never about worship. It was about participation, noise, and calling it out when things got corny. This patch carries that tradition forward with zero nuance and maximum honesty. Wear it as a warning, a joke, or a philosophy — either way, the message lands.

If someone gets offended, congratulations: the patch is working.

Size: 4 x 4 inches

Material: Heavy-duty black duck cotton canvas

Type: Sew-on patch

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