Descendents Everything Sucks Patch

Pop-punk as we know it does not exist without Descendents. From awkward love songs to caffeinated anthems about boredom and burnout, they turned everyday frustration into shout-along classics. When they dropped “Everything Sucks” on September 24, 1996., it became a banner for every punk kid who felt too weird, too anxious, or too smart for the room.

This patch is a love letter to that era: Milo buried in an Everything Sucks book, the ultimate image of defeated but still-trying energy. It’s for anyone who doodled band logos on homework, blasted “Thank You” and “I’m the One,” and coped with life by turning it into a three-chord song

Printed bold in white on black duck cotton fabric, this 4x4 sew-on patch is ready for your jacket, battle vest, backpack, gig bag, or whatever else needs a dose of melodic-hardcore nostalgia and self-aware misery.

• Size: 4 x 4 inches

• Material: Heavy duck cotton fabric

• Print: Screen printed graphic

• Type: Sew-on patch (no iron-on backing)

• Ideal for: Jackets, battle vests, backpacks, tote bags, guitar/gig bags & DIY punk projects