All Sentinels Are Bastards Patch

Let’s be real: cats have always acted like they run the place — we’re all just the hired help. This All Cats Are Badasspatch celebrates the furry little anarchists we love so much, featuring a bold design that practically screams, “I knock things off shelves because I CAN.”

If you know your mutant history, you already know Sentinels have been a pain in everyone’s ass since day one. Built as “protection,” they immediately did what giant government robots always do: decide they know better than the humans who built them. From hunting mutants, to going rogue, to time-traveling into futures nobody asked for, Sentinels have a track record of being… well, bastards.

This patch is for the comic readers who grew up yelling at these metal menaces on the page, the fans who know the danger of “just following orders,” and anyone who believes the world would be a lot safer if Sentinels took a long walk into a scrapyard.

• Perfect for fans of classic mutant comics and Sentinel lore
• 4x4 sew-on patch on durable duck cotton
• Made for battle vests, jackets & bags belonging to actual humans, not killer robots